So it looks like I’m starting college a little early… Actually it’s just a class.
After being on the fence about whether or not to take summer classes, I was finally convinced by enough people that taking a summer class to lighten my load would be worth it come fall semester. I decided on English because I hate English and figured it would be in my best interest to get it out of the way.
I probably need to be careful about what I say…
But anyways! The class is extremely condensed and long and unfortunately, I just learned most of the stuff we’re talking about so I am-in the words of Sherlock from BBC’s Sherlock-
So, I write down sarcastics remarks in my notebook, even though I have been told by my parents on multiple occasions that that might be a bad idea. What can I say. I live for danger.
Please enjoy the less rude remarks that I have made:
-“I am in English. It’s funny because I hate English. Ha! No, actually that’s a lie. I hate 3 hours of English.”
-“This isn’t real”
-“There’s a piano on this floor.”
-“I’m Sherlock (Observations)”
-“Did you know that other people have opinions that are not your opinions?”
-“The funny thing is, it looks like I’m taking actual notes when I’m just making sarcastic comments. Ha!”
-“[Sqare roots] They just blow my mind.”
-“I can’t sit still”